Retired to stud, beach bum, lounge lizard and a professional tax dodger.

Music, eating food and drinking liquids, breathing oxygen in and out, sport (except for dwarf throwing, synchronised swimming, rhythmic gymnastics, pommel horse, roman rings, curling, caber toss, chasing a gigantic hunk of rolling cheese down a very steep hill, and peat bog snorkeling), donating vital organs and blood, helping old ladies across the street whether they want to go or not, studying the history of Flight specifically paper airplanes and kites, Egyptology, wombat watching, cooking, gardening, reading poetry, relaxing in front of a warm crackling fireplace on a cold winter's day or night while sitting in my favourite lounge chair with a blanket over my lap and sipping on a hot toddy, romantic walks on the beach after sunset - and strippers.

I have lots of "B" interests - Beer, Blues, Boogie, Bourbon, Bikes, Beer, Babes, Bourbon, BBQ's, Beer, Beds, Beam, Beef, Beer, Bellies, Bourbon, Belching, Beer Bottles, Burgers, Bunnies, Billiards, Burps, Beer, Bikini Babes, Bourbon, Blackjack, Boats, Booty, Bushrangers, Beetroot, Brotherhoods, Bars, Belly Buttons, Buttocks, Bourbon, Beer Bellies, Black Beamers, Botox, Booze, Bunny Bar Babes, Blokes, Bees, Buffets, Brass, Bogans, Bourbon, Banquets, Bunyips, Barrels, Beards, Beebop, Bazooka's, Burgundy, Bricks, Boomerangs, Black, Bling Bling, Bones, Barbeques, Brontosauruses, Backstage, Barramundi, Butter, Breakfast, Beer, Beatniks, Bacon, Balloons, Biometrics, Blackberries, Blindfolds, Bonfires, Broads, Beatles, Bustlines, Blogs, Bands, Brunch, Bimbo's, Bondage, Billboards, Badonkadonks, Bananas, Bandicoots, Birthdays, Beer, Big Bangs, Bugs Bunny, Boysenberries, Bogeyman, Boots, Babies, Bro's, Blue, Beach, Blankets, Bingo, Bullwinkle, Bells, Badgers, Banks, Bears, Baked Beans, Bolts, Beer,